What does that even mean?!
Long story short-ish: My name is Christa, one day my husband jokingly said my name through gritted teeth and the nickname, "Crenshaw" was born. Through that, many derivatives have surfaced [crench / crenches / crench bologna / crench fries / crench dressing / crench bar].
I. love. dogs.
NO. I'm OBSESSED.
and if you're here. you get it.
SO let's be weird and declare our love for fur babies via things that we have to wear anyway [you know, because we're not covered in floof].
Because sometimes there's doggos and that whole speaking thing? you can't. even.