What does that even mean?!

Long story short-ish: My name is Christa, one day my husband jokingly said my name through gritted teeth and the nickname, "Crenshaw" was born. Through that, many derivatives have surfaced [crench / crenches / crench bologna / crench fries / crench dressing / crench bar].

MOST IMPORTANTLY

I. love. dogs. 

NO. I'm OBSESSED. 

and if you're here. you get it. 

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SO let's be weird and declare our love for fur babies via things that we have to wear anyway [you know, because we're not covered in floof].

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Because sometimes there's doggos and that whole speaking thing? you can't. even.